mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes

why-bless-your-heart:

Things that are okay to make up if you wanna play with Catholicism in your story:

- Religious orders (just because there wasn’t an order dedicated to fighting vampires doesn’t mean there can’t be)

- Saints (just because there wasn’t a St. Kxchylian, patron saint of transporters, doesn’t mean there can’t be)

- Popes (see previous. You can also make up bad popes! We’ve had our fair share)

Things that are not okay to make up:

- Doctrines and teachings

- Sacraments

- Secret societies that hide the Real Truth from the unwashed masses (you can actually get excommunicated for trying to do this in real life)

fnordseer5:

it would appear as though he keeps “that thang” on him my liege

crazy-brazilian:

ex1st:

80% of the ocean has not been explored. there could be a Dollar General down there

enusandbenus:

jacka1:

so annoying when zombie media doesn’t call them zombies. ppl were calling that dude that did bath salts and bit someone a zombie and it was just one guy and you’re telling me ppl would see hoards of undead cannibals and go “omgg these guys are crazy..they’re like freakers or something..”

coffeepee-deactivated20230511:

crabs-and-bongos:

bernard-jackson:

The Smithsonian is trying to suppress this

escuerzoresucitado:

souf-v-staff-rematch:

The virgin Napoleon (2023) featuring his whole life story in around 2hrs 30 mins vs the chad Napoleon (1927) running at 5hrs 30 mins and not even getting to the part where he becomes emperor

hotvampireadjacent:

Me

zegalba:

Frans Lanting: A baby albatross is weighed in South Georgia (1989)

modogoblin:

zonquixote: